The best way to find a job, start a business, and get important positions—especially at IRIB (Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting), the parliament, and various other institutions—is to climb over the walls of embassies, set them on fire and loot them, and then hold a congregational prayer!

After that, very smartly and in a very “parliamentary” way, you become an “International Affairs, War, Economics, Foreign Policy, and …” expert, and you’ll be an authority on everything!

🤔Do you know what you’ve done, you bastard—how many of our fellow countrymen you killed on the 18th and 19th of Dey?!